do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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