I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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