Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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