hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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