i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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