just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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