Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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