I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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