whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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