why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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