break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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