I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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