living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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