he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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