Acid is not a monday night drug
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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