pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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