matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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