People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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