the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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