wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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