that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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