there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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