Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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