i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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