So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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