He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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