butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
