Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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