i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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