So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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