did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I have surprise drugs for everyone
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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