hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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