Me too!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
