the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
