Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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