We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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