That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I am available for nakedness
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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