I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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