what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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