Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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