when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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