I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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