and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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