I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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