North Korea, Best Korea!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
The Olympian is in my bed
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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