Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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