She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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