so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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