She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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