If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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